Tell me, what’s under an Irishman’s kilt?
Is it an item to cause him some guilt?
When he’s outdoors, does it get a bit breezy?
When windy and wild, does it get a bit sleazy?
Whether an old guy, or some well-built hottie,
Does winter wind makes bumps all over his body?
Well, that is my guess, in an Irishy lilt.
As I still do not know what is under that kilt!